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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I noticed women looking right past me when I'm wearing glasses, and jizzing their pants when I am not wearing them

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What kinda pervy superpower is that

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[–] Maestro@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Are you Clark Kent?

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[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

My cousin had his done for like $3000 several years ago. No issues. He actually has surprisingly good vision.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Yes, 99% safe. Be very scared :p

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lots of scary side effects to many medications people take as well. It all depends on the probabilities.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And benefits. Some cancer treatments include common symptoms like hair loss. What would you choose?

[–] stray@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Glasses are barely an inconvenience; you can't compare them to cancer. A 1% drop rate on making my life significantly worse is terrible odds, especially given the monetary cost.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I dunno, after having family get it done, I'm not scared of it, but I'm also not going to get it done until I'm a bit older, and only if it gets covered by Medicaid or something.

Even then, I'd still need glasses what with presbyopia, but at least I could do without for normal vision and only need reading glasses.

Assuming it went well.

But, everyone I know that's had it ends up needing glasses around the 15 year mark. I wouldn't even be 70 at that point, and I have no fucking desire to go back to glasses at that age.

So I doubt I'll ever get it done.

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