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[–] fiddledeedee@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

it's not the same sun, it's WAY older now

Why does the giant bird have no plumage?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

MY EYES!!!!!!! ..... HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO LOOK!!!!!!! ....... IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

*STARES UNBLINKINGLY AT IT THROUGH AN AIRCONDITIONED ROOM*
I'VE BESTED YOU ONCE AGAIN YOU CRETINOUS BALL OF FLAME

[–] Emi@ani.social 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And also drink the same water they did and expelled.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Water is created and destroyed by biological and other process. Here go photosynthesis:

6CO2 + 6H2O + sunlight energy -> C6H12O6 + 6O2

I've made water to cure heartburn:

NaHCO3 + 2HCl → NaCl + H2O + CO2

Burning wood (cellulose):

C6H12O6 + 6O2 = 6CO2 + 6 H2O

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Chemistry, bitches!

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure they would be just as self absorbed as we are. When your arms are not long enough to itch just about anywhere all you can think of is how much your back is itching.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Now I’m imagining T. rex rubbing its back against a tree the way bears do..

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

We would domesticate large carnivores in no time by just providing food and back scritches.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Heraclitus said that no man ever steps in the same river twice.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Beautiful. Love it.

Also love that name...

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 14 points 3 days ago

You've got to be kidding! Every morning, as soon as the sun even gets close to coming over the horizon, it seems every dinosaur in the neighborhood starts tweeting, or screeching, or cawing. Don't believe for a second that I haven't thought about this and been grateful that none of the toothed ones made it. I wouldn't be able to take the din.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wrong ! The only think about is big titty goth girlfriends

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 days ago

And also made up of some of the same matter.

At least the plastic in my brain is going to be made of refined high pressure dinosaur juice.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago

I do think about that.

But also about how T-Rex was on the other side of the galaxy.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

~~Ship~~ Sun of Theseus.

[–] onion_trial@europe.pub 2 points 2 days ago

I sometimes imagine that with stars and people from a few thousand years ago

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I do, also,

You get to see the same sun that some aliens see in their night sky.

You also get to see alien suns in your night sky.

Thousands of species will observe and study the black hole in the centre of Milky Way just like we did.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Actually, the sun got hotter since then.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Actually? You prefix the statement as if to say the original statement in the image isn't true just because the same sun started burning hotter.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

The absolutely do... look so very tasty...

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 2 points 3 days ago

t-rex had wings ; stop the lie.