this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bisexuality awaits. We exist. There are dozens of us!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We have the best flag.

glances at pansexuals

We have a top-three flag.

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its not a competition but its so unfair the trans flag and pan flags got the god tier color combinations

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

It really is such bullshit.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago

Why is it so hard fo you faggots go just admit that you're gay

I imagine this said in a gently mocking way, and it’s funny as hell. Just a bro giving his fellow bro some friendly shit.

[–] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

Get topped (straightly)

Life pro tip

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm with the second to last comment

[–] ThoGot@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I'm with the very last comment