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[–] Shape4985@lemmy.ml 100 points 1 week ago (8 children)

This is partly to do with the start menu trying to act like a search engine. Its frustrating when you are looking for a document or application and it searches the web.

Microsoft why can we not turn this off!

[–] Backfire@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's simple, really.

If the first results are a web search, you wouldn't notice how terrible the local search indexing is.

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[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

ive had to learn never to use the 'more info' or 'search' options at all, as it defaults to a web search now instead of what im used to, a hdd search for my file or internal windows help documentation. fuggen agony-shivering ! something something you are the product smh my head

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

I remember searching "control panel" and it brings up a brazilian cafe

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can. I've had it off for years. It just needs a registry update, and persists across updates.

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[–] JohnDumpling@beehaw.org 6 points 1 week ago

I have it turned off. But maybe that option is not available outside of EU? I don't know.

[–] amphy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

There's a few ways to turn it off, but they require registry editing or using the Group Policy editor if you have a Pro license

https://www.ghacks.net/2021/11/26/how-to-turn-off-search-the-web-results-in-windows-11/

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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 92 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Windows is basically malware now. My wife is forced to use W11 for work and she fucking hates it with a passion (and that’s the pared down IT version).

I pulled out my old gaming laptop that had been unplugged for quite a while and found it somehow updated itself to W11. I immediately wiped the computer and installed Nobara as the main OS. No regrets, no issues, and no half-assed bullshit.

Windows on the ASUS ROG Ally is absolute dog shit. It would constantly reboot to install unwanted updates that offered zero value on a handheld (let alone anything).

Nothing I own will ever run Windows.

Windows isn’t popular. It’s forced onto tons of prebuilt computers and most people wouldn’t know what to use instead. Fuck Windows. Rant over.

[–] feinstruktur@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If someone can please make Autodesk stuff install and run under Wine, not saying Autodesk to deploy their stuff natively for Linux, I'd be gone with the blink of an eye. And I bet a lot of professionals too.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The best would be if the open source alternatives got better and more popular, like Blender did for 3D stuff.

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[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Maya and Motionbuilder run on Linux, but that happened before they were hoovered up by the monster. Autodesk just ignores that part of their portfolio. I know a few people who work/have worked on the Maya team and they're talented, passionate devs, but management just doesn't give a fuck about Media & Entertainment when Autocad and Revit are making so much money.

[–] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's Nobara? I've never heard of that OS.

[–] GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gamer-focused derivative of Fedora Linux.

[–] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, I think I might hop over to that when I switch over the OS on my gaming PC.

[–] Willem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

You could also try bazzite, it is based on fedora atomic desktops

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[–] graymess@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've used Windows my whole life at home. Last year I realized I kind of hate gaming at a desk since I'm at one all day for work, so I bought a used Steam Deck. Literally have not touched Windows since. I probably don't need a home computer anymore and if I need one in the future, I'm confident it won't be running Windows.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 3 points 1 week ago

I have one too and love that thing! Even as a programmer, I find the only time I use a computer is during work time. Otherwise I’m mostly on my Steam Deck.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rant on, bruddah! I am also in the "must use it for work" group, and I despise my work laptop with the fury of 1000 suns. In my personal work and prior to this new job, I was staying on Win 10 for Inventor, AutoCAD, FL Studio (and a bunch of VST synths I bought), and DaVinci Resolve Studio. My experience with my work laptop has spurred my nearly-complete jump to Linux.

FL Studio has been replaced by Bitwig, new learning curve and loss of the VSTs just being the cost I have to eat. I almost have DRS running in perfectly in Aurora Linux. And my two Win 10 machines will just go into an isolated network until I can figure out workarounds/replacements for the Autodesk garbage.

[–] verdigris@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Reaper is another good DAW that runs natively.

Blender has great video editing capabilities. There's also KDenLive and a few other native video editors.

CAD is harder unless you're okay with switching to a parametric design flow with FreeCAD.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I collaborate with other people who are also on DRS. Before I had teammates on DRS, I tried using Blender, Openshot, Shotcut, KDenLive. Those NLEs are just not there yet.

I actually started my solid modeling/parametric journey on FreeCAD, and I prefer the parametric workflow. I switched to Inventor when FreeCAD kept crashing when the object tree was ~60 primitives even on my monstrous workstation. I would love to go back to FreeCAD, because fuck AutoDesk in its ear, so hopefully they get the stability + complexity under control.

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 45 points 1 week ago (16 children)

I haven’t used windows in so long, the only thing I know about it is the incredibly high volume of complaints regarding it.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Same here. I can’t figure out why anyone uses based on what I read.

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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm thinking that maybe I should upgrade my old Win 10 Pro laptop to Windows 11 Pro, "just in case", instead of going full Linux everywhere.

And then I read shite like this.

You're not making it easy for me Microsoft.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago

Linux everywhere and then Windows VM labeled "Shitty Spyware Do Not Open"

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 29 points 1 week ago

Yep it's pretty bad...

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Microsoft couldn’t think about this while they were developing the OS, no?

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ll take Business majors making technical decisions for 400, Alex.

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Sorry that’s 500..

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And yet it's somehow less awful than the Windows 10 start menu. Is it still improvement if you put the bar under the floor yourself?

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[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No wonder why Windows is sluggish
I thought they were using winui or win32 ngl

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

React Native's new architecture is not that bad.

You basically just got a single lightweight JavaScript thread that runs your update loop around which components should be rendered and updated, but then all the components are bound directly to underlying C++ native components.

I would still expect the start menu to be aiming for zero dependencies and as fast a start as humanly possible, but it's not that crazy compared to something like Electron (which itself is not as inherently bad as most people make it out to be).

The real problem with slow web apps has less to do with the architecture of the apps, and more to do with them letting developers build apps really quickly and easily, meaning that you often have apps built by developers who don't entirely know what they're doing, and they introduce tons of inefficiencies like double rendering etc.

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is right click menu one too? After boot, it always takes like 5 seconds for it to show up, recurring times it takes <1 second (not instant). I run last gen ryzen somethingsomethingXD and 4070 so my PC can definitely run a context menu.

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[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Gosh, after all the hacks I do to Windows I often forget how terrible the experience is for all my users our there raw dogging it. 🪦

[–] kjo@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

So that's why it is so freaking slow! 💩🤡💩🤡

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago

It's not that bad by default, it just gives it a disadvantage in terms of performance, but if you care about it you can still make it run smooth and be not-that-heavy. Microsoft just doesn't.

[–] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Best thing about Windows 11 is that my hardware doesn’t support it

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Are you really asking?

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