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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm on vacation and I won't have to wear pants for an entire week. This is going to be so nice. SWOOSHY SKIRTS FOR SEVEN DAYS!!!!

[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

where are people getting their long sweaters

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Long sweater store

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

From their taller exes

Search "sweater dress".

Nausicaa be like

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well, if I was going to wield an AK47 around, I might at least want pockets tho

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don't worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.

Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 23 points 2 days ago

That's enough internet for today

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

... dear... god...

You can also just wear a chest rig, without pants...

Also, I am now just remebering these exist: Utilikilt.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sir, you are getting dangerously close to infringing on my patented idea "Human Kangaroo Pocket". Expect a C&D from my lawyer within the week.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

This is a roo-se!

I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well, girl pants don't have pockets

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this American pants (trousers) or English pants (underwear)?

Quite a different message depending.

Ha! Also, American.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

This has been my attitude for some time.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think this meme would look less cool if you replaced it with a man, but on I’m board.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I'm on board*

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instructions Unclear, got arrested for indecent exposure

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instructions were quite clear. You just need a bigger gun.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 days ago

seems like a bigger dick would just make exposure more obvious

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Could you wear a skirt and when she reacts negative about it show this meme?

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

With enough alcohol I could be convinced to wear a kilt for about 5 minutes. Short of that I will literally fight you over wearing a skirt. Attribute whatever you like to that, but I will not wear a skirt. Now, I have Donald Ducked it in front of her and the only thing I got was a hungry stare and a "Mmmm".

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

It’s called “Whinnie the Poohing” and it’s high culture 😤

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thats fine, a lot of men dont like to wear a skirt. Only thought it could be funny to have the "no pants" thing differently than normal

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Long skirts made for men are usually less problematic, if someone considers trying. They give like a goth or alternative vibe.

[–] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude it's excuse for no pants around the house and your wife gets to ogle your ass.

I'm a big fan of pants though.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe you haven't tried a long skirt/dress yet. Swooshy, full control of your exposure level, fresh air wafting underneath, long tall silhouette, give it a try!

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a negative Ghost Rider.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Well it's probably impractical on a motorcycle

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I fucking love masc dudes in skirts, there’s a (hopefully good) chance she wouldn’t react poorly

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That’s why I used subjunctive :)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I just came up with a new kink because of this: Forced pants wearing.

Used to hate dresses and skirts, until I found long loose flowey ones. No pants levels of comfy and look nice with like zero effort. Yes absolutely

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuuuuuck that it's sweatin' season where I am. Don't need beads of sweat a-rollin' down my legs.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you'd rather have the sweat bind cloth to your legs for extra insulation? What we need is a dimmer switch for the sun, not pants!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My stretchy leggings do a great job of moving the moisture away from the place it's generated in. I don't know the science, I just know having leggings on is a lot better for my sweating than a skirt. And trust me, I love skirts.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The only leggings I have are quite thick and keep we warmer than I'd like. I tried on some thinner ones once and they behaved similarly but they didn't have pockets :(

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Commando forever!

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hate skirts and dresses though. But I do try my best not to wear hard pants anymore. Pjs and leggings only.

Leggings are her compromise.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I got a bunch of preshrunk plain colored linen pants and shorts and they’re comfy as fuck, cool in the sweaty months and for my job at a bakery, and still look at least business casual (the long pants, not the shorts) even if they’re wrinkly.

Damn, I was about to implement a pants rule for the downstairs but this cute anime chick has given me a new outlook.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As a guy who's worn a kilt once, I get it. I still wear pants all the time though.

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You should try wearing a lungi, it's a good compromise

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Had to Google that one, but damn that looks comfy. Since I mostly work from home now, I might have to try that out. Thanks for the suggestion.