What upsets me the most is how far into it I had to read before I knew it was fake.

:cautiously lifts onions to mouth, taking a bite:

Is this real or fake? I can't tell

I had a stroke about seven words in. Could someone tell me what this is about?

I saw Boards of Canada at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Is this satire or real? I really can't tell

The fact that there is a possibility that this is real and not Satire tells a lot about american society

Maybe I was wrong about this guy. Maybe he’s actually pretty chill.

Why write fake posts when his real ones are even crazier

Boards of Canada kick fucking ass. That much is true.

Can we talk about Boards of Canada for a sec? Such surreal music. It has a special place in my mind.

“Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”

Actually wish this was real lmao

Trumo should be in mental institution, not White House. Seriously.

But what does he think of Trans Canada Highway?

Regardless of if this is real or not, "he" types just like he speaks. I read that in trumps voice in my head.

I believed this was real for about half of the text. This fucking guy..

Honestly we'd probably be better off if this was true, plus we get rid of florida? No brainer

Do I like Tim Hortons now?

I'm still pretty sure that Trump caught Trudeau in bed with Melania and Ivanka.