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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 69 points 5 days ago (6 children)

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

"What if Left, but worse and Christian?"

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[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 204 points 6 days ago (1 children)

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!

[–] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 100 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fuck me, better do what they tell me!

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[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 112 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 181 points 6 days ago (2 children)

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Hummer engine revving*

102.3

*bald eagle cries*

BOOTLICKER FM

*explosion*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL

*marching sound*

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

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[–] unfnknblvbl@beehaw.org 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago

(and now i'm under control)

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 130 points 6 days ago

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Set List:

Incel Mania

Submit to My Power

Behold My Magnum Dong

All Praise to the Great Leader

Lefty Cunt

Suck Up, Punch Down

I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep

You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway

My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)

Only Fans Love

Deportation Vacation

My Misspelled Face Tattoo

Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Don't forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

End of verse

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

THESE DAMN GLOBALISTS!!!

  • Jake, lives in MN, everything he's still paying for is imported.
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 99 points 6 days ago

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 74 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (40 children)

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.

[–] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 26 points 6 days ago

According to the frothing bootlickers that inhabit the space around me? Because gay

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[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 65 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

[–] Acidbath@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 82 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

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[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 100 points 6 days ago (5 children)

"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 64 points 6 days ago (2 children)

By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"...because I'm the main character and these 'globalists' know me by name"

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[–] briever@lemm.ee 27 points 5 days ago

The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 58 points 6 days ago

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

[–] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 39 points 6 days ago

🎶Fuck yes I will do what you told me!🎶

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio"

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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago

frothingfash 🎶Some of those that burn crosses
mystery-emote are fine people who deserve unquestioning support actually🎶

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

I like how it's:

If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.

... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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