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Enough Musk Spam

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He's so nuts.

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 97 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We don't bully billionaires enough.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Elon is in dire need of an atomic wedgie

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, shoot him point blank with a davey crocket.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

This is fine.

Better, even

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That might be a little closer. I think you'll end up in the splash zone if you fire it point blank and it won't be as much but as the one at Splash Mountain

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Doesnt matter. I go to Valhalla either way.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 years ago

Lol I don't trust Musk with pictures of my food I'm sure not going to trust him with handling my money

[–] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 years ago

So after all this he’s literally making PayPal again. But now he gets the X. That’s it. PayPal Elon (I’m not calling it 2.0 because it’s not better in any way).

[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get fucked space Karen, I wouldn't even dream of trusting him with my money.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't drag people named Karen into this

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Agreed. He's clearly a Kevin.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

One of my best friends is a Kevin and he's not a dick

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I met a guy at a bus stop who claims to have karate-punched an alien who tried to probe him, and stole a perpetual energy device from its spaceship. I think that guy has a better business plan than Elon.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I will read his eventual obituary with extreme glee.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Saint Peter don't ya call me 'cause I can't go

I owe my soul to the company store

[–] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Alternatively, everyone can just Venmo me all of their money. I'll keep it safe, I promise.

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

"Don't worry, I won't be laundering any money through this, Why would you ask that? Oh, nobody asked."

[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

This is a financial literacy test.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He wants to basically make WeChat for the West. So this is nothing new. Not a fan of this idea myself.

[–] ttmrichter@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The problem is that WeChat took a looooooooooooooooooooong time to become what it is now.

Musk wants to do this in a bit over a year. AFTER spending a year ensuring nobody with brains wants to work for him.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And making WeChat requires a very specific political environment which isn't happening (yet) in western countries.

[–] ttmrichter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What "political environment" enables WeChat in your eyes?

[–] ozmot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Wants X to be WeChat in a year or needs X to become WeChat in a year? I don’t think the site formerly known as Twitter has long for the this world.

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

You forgot about the next year Hyperloop, and Cybertruck, and Mars base, and household robot, and ..

[–] Concave1142@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So we're going to bring back the scrip and the Company Store model?

Man already wants to offer loans on his one way trips to the Mars slave mining colony.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Is it going to be called the Spruce Goose bank?

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Prepare to have mind blown then.

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

People who’d trust this delusional con artist with their money deserve what happens.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, because Musk is totally trustworthy with your money. If anything, this will end up getting used for money laundering.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If he raises enough investor capital, he can start on the money laundering before getting any consumer money!

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This fuckin guy is so far up his own ass

[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Imagine expecting people to care that something would blow your mind.

[–] schema@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Scammers drooling right now.

[–] Miclux@lemmings.world 8 points 2 years ago

A la you don't need a bank account...as long as you use ours.

Twat.

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Be careful he will steal the name and tell everyone that he came up with it!

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The Bernie Madoff sequel is looking so bland. Same shit. Different grifter.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

LOL that man is clueless

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I cant wait to ring the bank I have my mortgage with and tell them I dont need them anymore.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I expect the few remaining sane people in that crumbling mess to run away as quickly as they can.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can’t wait for him to announce the Bay Area company town

[–] Fatmaninalilcoat@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Texas remember he loves Texas now. Plus he could get away with it there.