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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)

To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Vanilla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Egg in ice cream? What the fuck

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, if you take "custard" seriously, egg yolk is part of that. Obviously ice cream doesn't include it, but there are frozen custard places that include pasteurized egg yolk.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this an American thing?

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Custard is a European thing, but plenty of examples of custards in Asia and the Americas.

Frozen custard is a a Midwest American thing.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah we have custard but that's a completely different thing to ice cream...

Custard goes on cakes

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Hopefully it is dessert soup otherwise it might be a bit on the sandy side.

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 39 points 1 week ago

When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

I always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.

Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose---to accomplish that objective.

Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I wish someone would spoon me

My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don't think I've ever eaten from my favorite spoon.

Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This feels like Pliny the Elder logic

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago

Yep, that makes sense to me.

[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Campbell's first law of motion

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.

Ba-DUM tssss!

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This seems odd, but I'm no ~~spoonologist~~ cochleologist*, so who am I to argue?

(*ligulist or trullologist also work)