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[–] aya@leminal.space 9 points 1 week ago

i live by the pussy, i die by the pussy.

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I do not avoid women, Mandrake.. but I do deny them my essence

seriously tho America in a nutshell atm

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[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wasn't aware that there was a thousand year ban on eating pussy.

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure that historically “sodomy” included oral sex

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

What order do I read this? Why is this "mainstream social media"?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At the rate they're going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.

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[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T

[–] max@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

So that's why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe lefty people are just more empathetic and know how good getting head is, so they return the favor.

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm such a lesbian

[–] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

So... the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That's the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian

[–] aya@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

if i eat more pussy does that mean more estrogen and then i’m more girl???? does someone volunteer

[–] BumbyJohnson@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Damn woman and their cooties.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow, incels are... something else. I'm so fucking glad we don't have those over here.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes this is why every baby born via a cesarean is super male.

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

wtf is a spiritual lesbian? Does it just mean I want women to top me? because...yes!

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