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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

I coded several of my early mobile app releases entirely in gedit. Good times.

I sometimes forget how good we have it now. I wrote those apps around 2012 and the DX for the platforms was basically non-existent. Virtually every platform had shit documentation, shit version management, a shit IDE with minimal refactoring features, a shitty debugging experience, and everything felt like it was being botched together by 3 guys in their spare time.

It's incredible now that we have things like hot reloading. You can literally save a change and BAM it's on the screen seconds later. On native platforms no less. Astounding.

[–] angband@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

i've programmed in edlin. so there.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 1 points 1 hour ago

Man I just use Notepad or IDLE most of the time, I feel you man

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 hours ago

And then there is a colleague who programs in Notepad++ directly on the test server and then just copies his code to prod.

(yes, he works alone on that project)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What about people, who just burn the machine code directly onto a CD with a laser?

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 11 minutes ago

Pff, real programmers use butterflies. We open our hands and let the delicate wings flap once. The disturbance ripples outward, changing the flow of the eddy currents in the upper atmosphere. These cause momentary pockets of higher-pressure air to form, which acts as lenses that deflect incoming cosmic rays, focusing them to strike the drive platter and flip the desired bit.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I do it in nano over ssh. The shortcuts suck but it gets the job done.

[–] toothpick@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

You can enable modernbindings in nano to get standard shortcuts like ctrl-s for save.

[–] melezhik@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

Yep. Fancy devs watching me coding some Rakulang in nano 😂

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

doesn't vim come with the Ubuntu installation?

[–] chad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

Learned C++ by using gedit on the Sun machines in my college's computer lab in 2007. They were decommissioned shortly after I graduated.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

At one of my jobs around 2010 there was a dev in the office who wrote all his code in Notepad. When I joined the staff they were still using Classic ASP. My job was to help them (finally) migrate to ASP.Net. He intended to develop .Net apps in Notepad rather than learn how to use VS. I got laid off due to cutbacks and never found out what kind of luck he had wit dat.

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (14 children)

Vim and emacs are text editors.

Vs code is a code editor (but really it's also just a text editor)

Maybe they mean IDEs like visual studio?

I've never really heard it called a coding GUI before.

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 1 points 43 minutes ago

I never quite understood the massive hard-on programmers have for splitting hairs.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I see you've never used emacs.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 7 hours ago

"it's a bit limited for an operating system"

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

Vim (and NeoVim) are as much coding environments as VS or JetBrains. The difference is in the defaults.

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[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 66 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I genuinely do a lot of coding in Kate, the standard KDE editor. It's enough to do a lot of things, has highlighting, and is more than enough when you just need a quick fix.

I am also still using nano when editing stuff in the terminal. Please, don't judge me.

[–] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be fair, Kate isn't just a text editor, it actually is an IDE. The text editor version would be kwrite, which would be horrible to program in.

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[–] Plumbob@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 day ago (6 children)

"Me who codes with the text editor that came with Ubuntu"...

So VIM?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 20 hours ago

At uni I did a lot of my Java coursework in notepad, then I’d have to take it into a computer lab on a floppy, tar it and upload it to a unix terminal so it could be emailed to the professor. Java syntax with only the command line compiler is not fun.

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 17 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I code using grep's search and replace.

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[–] sockpuppetsociety@lemm.ee 11 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

As long as you don't use Microsoft Word we can be friends

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