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It's called a low residue diet https://badgut.org/information-centre/health-nutrition/low-residue-diet/

You're gonna need a bigger knife

This post is truly glorious, this should be the founding exhibit of the museum of Lemmy.

I am truly grateful to witness this moment.

In case OP is still with us, my advice would be anti diarrhoea medication, consume minimum liquids, avoid fibre, pack MREs which are often formulated to be a bit constipating. But above all, question why on earth you would be doing this in the first place!

I have a friend who was in the army and said they had to do 100+km training hikes. No one wanted to have to stop to poo so the first thing they did, before even starting, was to eat the block of cheese from their ration packs. They called it plug cheese.

Did you sign an NDA?

You're putting so much effort to avoid pooping... but you should put the same effort into making sure that once this whole thing is over, there's a toilet you can sit on for a few hours without being interrupted. If I was you, I'd choose one in advance and call there for a reservation.

I wonder how he will behave as soon as the first thing the date does in the tent is, unceremoniously, going for a poop.

This post is gold. To parrot a couple others, anti-diarrhea medicine always locks me up for a day or two

If you don't wanna partake in illegals ie opioids, you can give immodium a shot. It's anti diarrhea stuff. Just take more than it says lol it will def stop you up. I would also just eat bare minimum. Trail mix or smth. Also drink less water.

Dude, I know you can't say why, but I sincerely hope you come back after your...excursion? And update us all with the results. And may e tell us why when you have the chance.

Just coming in here and saying you can't shit for 3 days. What on earth is this.

You're going to end up needing a knife...

what the fuck. i need an update post

Eat a full MRE the day before. Good luck ever pooping again.

This is the most upvotes I have seen on Lemmy so far! We gotta get this over 1k at least!

Are you planning to film one of those "shipping myself in a box" videos? 😭

Honestly, the edits didn’t clarify much. I’m nearly as confused by this whole situation as I was the first time I read the post

The best thing you can eat is nothing. Take a 3 day water only fast. Maybe 4 days, start before your trip to get out all the poop ahead of time.

Has anybody considered OP may be getting railed by a giant schlong?

You could try surviving on Soylent or an equivalent. It's the nutrients you need to stay alive and operating normally stripped down to the bare minimum (so less material for you to have to poop). It might be diluted in water but that could be minimised and that small amount would probably leave you though sweat/breath anyway.

I'm pretty Sure you are a Woman going on a hike for multiple days and you don't want to poop in the wild? These problems sound quite familiar xD

What a time to be alive!

I'm here for whatever this ends up being

Good luck winning that car!

!RemindMe 7 days

Just don't eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.

this is it. this is the critical point of quality the fediverse needed