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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] starrox@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I was a witness to OPs great secret.

[–] chon@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Mysterious post indeed. Yet, it's the asking of such an intimate, specific question in the most open of spaces what I find truly fascinating 😶

[–] olpappy@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (7 children)

A small bottle of olive oil. It's very high calorie so it will keep you somewhat energized in small quantities. Consumed in small amounts you may be able to go three days without shitting.

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[–] sverit@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Don't eat, just constantly drink something with some sugar in it so your energy level keeps up. That's it.

[–] smallerdemon@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I figured this out. There's a girl/guy there this person doesn't want to take a shit around because OP is a notoriously stinky pooper. Everyone can go home now.

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This could be a setting in a Stephen King novel. They usually don't end well.

I am really curious about the situation, but all I've to say is be safe and update us.

[–] sputtersalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i'm so confused. what do you need all of this for. why are you being so secretive. what could possibly be this dramatic

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[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I was here for the poop thing

Don't eat chipotle

[–] LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Don't drink coffee then.

[–] Bayblade@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would love an update haha

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[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only real answer is Pemmican.

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[–] sarchar@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

Fast. Seriously. Drink just enough water to stay hydrated. Avoid diuretics like coffee and alcohol.

[–] Fais@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Im 6 days late. Saw this post but scrolled past. I had to return to say I was here

[–] morva@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

hold it in

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

Just use the MRE's you've no doubt been issued for beast week and stop complaining. Also hide your phone trainee, the MTI's are coming.

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