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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 69 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What is the nuclear launch code?

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[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What is the worst thing about Peru?

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[–] babyincubi@beehaw.org 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

when you close your eyes, what do you see?

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What is your favorite game?

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for β€œyes”.

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.

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[–] Kng@feddit.rocks 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is my Lemmy password?

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[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

qsXC CX

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for β€œtest subject”?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

88yng c

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[–] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wedsc

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago

Such a beautiful language

[–] kinship@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What would be your ideal breakfast?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] hoppolito@mander.xyz 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

O)O))))))))))))))o

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[–] espentan@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

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