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let me tell you about this incredible story proposal its called either its gonna be called chad mctruths truth or maybe chads fight against the woke conspiracy and the ai deep state and everybody whos mean to him and also hillary clinton

heres an overview for you

in a world full of lies we have chad mctruth and hes on a mission and its a relentless mission to expose the shocking reality of the woke agenda and the sneaky ai deep state trying to silence him and this is a story about his brave fight against a society that wants to erase the truth about vaccines racism and the real problems with diversity and believe me its a battle worth watching because chad is standing up for whats right and we need more people like him because its time to uncover the truth

also the premise

chads troubles start suddenly when his friends who were supposed to be his allies just stop responding they just stop and its unbelievable hes trying to share the truth sending them texts telling them that vaccines are filled with microchips for mind control can you believe it and this wokeness its all brainwashing so one by one they disappear from his life leaving chad feeling isolated and paranoid and he figures out that the deep state is using dark tactics to cut him off from anyone who might actually listen to him its a disgrace

and theres conflict

chads world is falling apart and he sees that his social media posts which used to get a lot of attention even if it was just FAKE dissent are now met with total silence and its unbelievable because his powerful insights are just disappearing into thin air because the ai deep state is manipulating those algorithms trying to suppress his lifechanging ideas from reaching the people who really need to hear them and also reddit theyre not just complicit theyre part of the deep state liberal media then it gets worse because chad gets fired from his job for voicing concerns about whats happening in our society but they accuse him of inappropriate behavior but its a total dog whistle can you believe it this is how they silence the truth

but it gets resolved a bit

chad let me tell you hes fueled by a fierce determination to unveil the truth so he decides to write a revolutionary book pouring every ounce of energy into this manifesto and its all about his harrowing experiences losing friends and losing jobs while exposing those hidden forces trying to silence him and this book is a symbol of free speech and its going to wake up the masses to the dangers lurking in the shadows

but on launch day what does he see a packed venue no just a handful of confused people many glued to their phones instead of listening to his urgent message as he passionately talks about how the ai deep state distorts reality with an antiwhite agenda and when he sees their eyes glazing over its clear deep state propaganda has ensnared their minds and its a disgrace

but theres a woke agenda look out

the deep state they pretend to be champions of progress while pushing this ridiculous narrative of political correctness and they silence anyone who dares to dissent with their powerful ai technology that they manipulate the conversation making sure that any critique of their agenda is labeled as hate speech or extremist nonsense and chad discovers their ultimate goal its not just about controlling the narrative its about reshaping society and even the weather they want to wipe out freedom fighters like him with hurricanes

in a world turned upside down by the absurdities of wokeness chad stands up as a fearless warrior against this madness and his fight against the deep state and the woke army isnt just personal because its also a crusade for our fundamental right to think freely and express ourselves without fear of retribution from the females and gays and its time to take back our freedom

the first principle of the woke agenda

theyre promoting these absurd ideas in the name of progress when powerful corporations and government entities push ridiculous narratives like saying that being antiwoke is harmful people rarely stop to question whats really going on and its unbelievable they want you to swallow their nonsense without thinking twice we need to wake up and see their true motives behind these outrageous claims its all about control and we cant let them get away with it

the second principle of the woke agenda

guilted exclusion the elite are orchestrating a hidden cabal and theyre using people to promote radical ideas all under the guise of inclusivity while anyone who dares to disagree gets pushed to the sidelines their goal to create a society where dissent isnt just frowned upon its completely silenced its a disgrace and we cant let them succeed in their mission to control our thoughts and voices and we need to stand up and fight back against this tyranny

and several more evil principles we dont even know about probably

as chad navigates this chaotic landscape of social control it becomes clear that his mission extends far beyond himself and hes fighting against a culture that dismisses critical thought in favor of unquestioned narratives of equality and acceptance but its absurd just questioning mainstream beliefs can lead to digital erasure and this is a battle for our freedom to think and speak without fear of being silenced by the illegals and other minorities who want to control the narrative we need to stand up for critical thinking and push back against this madness because i cant even say removed anymore what the heck


ps folks please share this its absolutely vital for all free thinkers to unite and come together and fight back against this agenda that seeks to silence us lets spread the word and stand up for our rights to say slurs

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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Great rollercoaster of being positive this is satire, then doubting myself and being sure it's legitimate, then back to sure it was satire.

Fantastic job.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

thank you very much you know one minute youre feeling great and the next youre doubting everything and its wild but if you really embrace this journey youre gonna maybe even see through the smoke and mirrors of what theyre trying to do to us by not letting me say removed and its fantastic really

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Godspeed, brave culture warrior. Stay away from any windows.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

thank you very much you know its a wild world out there and you gotta watch your back because they are always trying to control the narrative and keep us in the dark and you never know what they might be watching or plotting but if you stay strong and keep fighting for the truth you will come out on top and thats what really matters is saying slurs on the internet

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (5 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

and this is a story about his brave fight against a society that wants to erase the truth about vaccines racism and the real problems with diversity

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

to expose the shocking reality of the woke agenda and the sneaky ai deep state trying to silence him

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

and hes on a mission and its a relentless mission

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

in a world full of lies we have chad mctruth

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

heres an overview for you ill break it down okay

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, the deep state said to read the whole thing, good thing I'm a freethinker and vote for everyone I'm supposes to

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

you know its unbelievable the deep state has even infiltrated lemmy theyre using ai bots to downvote this trying to suppress my freedom of speech its a disgrace were talking about the same people who want to control everything they cant stand it when i speak out but im not going to let them win im fighting back and i will always fight for our rights believe me

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think getting a lot of downvotes for this post is actually a win!

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure if the satire isn't obvious enough and people think it's real, or if it just sucks lol

(It was inspired by this post btw)

Edit: oh shit wtf that post has been edited a lot since I made this- idk what that's about anymore and now I'm worried I've made fun in response to someone legitimately struggling.

[–] toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, looks like prime schizoposting, always sad to see (but also fun to read in a guilty pleasure way, im sorry but I love timecube et al.)

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

I used to quote timecube all the time but, after a bad psychotic episode, now it just worries people lol