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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 74 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Infinite dew exploit.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

The Story of the Asmongold

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 22 points 2 days ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.

[–] Guacamole@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[–] pagenotfound@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.