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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Why are you reaching for the police officers weapon?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago

Suicide by cops

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 108 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My ancestors can get fucked. It's time to start living for your descendants.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Look at this guy over here planning on having descendants.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago

*Looks at the current state of the world*

Now that's wishful thinking. Most parents will happily continue polluting and voting for politicians that don't give a fuck about the future of their children.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

What's my special sock got to do with this?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

That is an excellent point

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 91 points 1 week ago (27 children)

I like how everyone in heaven is white.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's specifically the dude's ancestors, clearly he's as white as they come

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pretty racist not to have any black ancestors smdh

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Or fish. All mammals evolved from fish. Where are the fish.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

True we are not crabs yet.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

They're in fish heaven of course, same place my goldfish Oscar went after he started floating, where he can run and play with all his fishy buddies.

Right?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even fish evolved from fish. 🤔

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

It’s obvious perfect evolution begins with fish and ends with crab

Heaven was invented in 38 AD, common misunderstanding.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty racist to not have any Tongan ancestors

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

White old men. The ultimative conservative power fantasy.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes the power fantasy of dying in your old age lol

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

I'm 90% sure this is a Jehovah's Witness illustration of the 144,000. While they have a lot of minority representation in their pics on earth, heaven is almost always depicted to be white bread as fuck.

Not totally sure it's theirs, though. These groups copy each others homework a lot.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to go to heaven? I mean, just look at it! You're surrounded by dicks! It's a total sausage-fest up there!

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 5 days ago

yes ; it is.

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[–] realitista@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there a reference here I'm missing?

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 5 days ago
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

Religious fantasies are hella weird.

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