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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Rats live like 2 years.

In two years, they learn how to be better to each other than a large part of the human race.

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[–] allo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the phrase "the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive - which is alot to expect of a rat"...

it clearly isn't "alot to expect" if it's automatic normal behavior for their species. It actually implies it's the normal for a rat. It just isn't normal for those humans.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I think it means "chocolate chips are precious to rats" by that - ie that it is a big sacrifice.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Why do you say the rats are better than us? Humans can be observed doing the same in similar circumstances.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

~~Some~~ Most humans. The notable (but not exclusive) exceptions being people who manage to become ultra-wealthy.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

If a rat has a better developed sense of empathy than you do, then you've probably made some seriously awful life choices somewhere along the line.

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Empathy over natural selection ftw.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Empathy was created by natural selection - of groups, not individuals, of course.

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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

have you considered that no longer hearing cries of healp is reason enough

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago

And the chocolate chip? Animals having empathy is the most logical conclusion if the experiment went as described here.

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[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

You don't see them fuckng each other over for a goddamn percentage!

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Calling them "bastards" is completely uncalled for

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

On the other hand, they willingly live in sewers and their sense of smell is stronger than ours.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

But good or bad is still subjective.

E: maybe a little broad. I meant pleasant smells. In the case of rats probably dictated by biology.

You'd probably willingly live next to a bakery.

[–] SpaceXplorer_8042@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well, everyone's got their kinks.

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