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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

im sure any real Dane would marvel at the Egyptian pyramids considering they don't even have a hill that's taller than 200 meters

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And the marvel of stacking them neatly.

I mean look at their wave breakers.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Look, they were drunk on brunch and beer, okay?

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yes but you see Møllehøj is still higher than the pyramids. Sooooo.

/S

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 11 points 3 weeks ago

Anon can barely roll his 200kg ass stacked full of shit out of bed...

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They are quite literally one of the most impressive stacks of rocks on earth. In case anyone wants a virtual tour of the Great Pyramid

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, there are video tours on YT tho

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Most sane Dane out there.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hide Danish threads, ignore Danish posts, do not reply to Danish posters

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Danes are the minority we should be abusing.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago

eachother

Didn't need to see any more.