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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have always had the opposite problem. You put written words in front of me, and I am compelled to read them. I only stopped reading TOS/EULAs because they're always the same! You read 10 of em, you start to see they're all exactly the same, with just names being changed.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the tl;dr for most TOS?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You agree to not break the law using their product, you agree to arbitration instead of going to a real court (which the company would pay for, not you, so please actually take them up on this en mass), you agree to not reverse engineer the code, reproduce the code or redistribute the code, etc. Long ass lists of what you can and can not use it for. Sometimes there's funny shit in there like the tos for iTunes disallows you to use the software to create nuclear weapons. Idk how you would use iTunes for that but I guess they wanted all their bases covered.

Tl;Dr - "You agree to be raped in the asshole by capitalism."

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RoosterBoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

They forgot the "we have the right to take away the thing you paid for at any time, for any or no reason, with no refunds" clause.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Are you asking for an easy EULA?

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Signs and stuff I can kind of understand. Our world is chock full of things (ads) that try to get our attention at any point. At some point you develop an internal adblock and since 98% is irrelevant it is a reasonable drawback that the remaining 2% gets filtered out as well.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perfectly fair point. But in business you're supposed to read emails to know what you're supposed to do. But no one does. (too many emails)

Menus have the descriptions of what you want to eat but no one reads them (too vain to wear glasses?)

Forget the creative writing work you've been doing. I mean. Y'know. That's a given.

Sign, Sign, Everywhere a sign, Blocking out the scenery, Breaking my mind

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

But in business you’re supposed to read emails to know what you’re supposed to do.

So often I get a set of instructions that's missing information, out of date, or deliberately misleading.

I'm often on the line with support walking through the steps and saying "How did you get from D to E?" and then finding out there's a second secret set of instructions only tech support has - possibly even a different website or application - that they don't want to tell you about unless you're talking to an agent for some reason.

Menus have the descriptions of what you want to eat but no one reads them

Sometimes. Often they do not. They also regularly use shorthand or code.

My favorite is a series of red chili peppers next to a menu item. If I order the 1 pepper meal, am I going to be shitting blood for a weak? If I order the 5 pepper meal, are you going to White Guy Spicy it for the table because not everyone looks like they can handle it? It's anyone's guess. If I don't explicitly see the words "peanut" or "shellfish", am I confident it won't have allergens?

Why even have a waiter if you're not allowed to ask these questions, anyway? Just make everything a vending machine.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Exactly this. Imagine the gall of people to complain I don't interact more with their ads. Pricks.

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] subtext@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Explain it to me, but don’t use any words

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] subtext@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I should have mentioned no numbers either

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ah yes.

Also: instead of googling for the opening times better waste everyone's time by sending a text or an email to the shop and making them spell it out for you!

Also: if you see the shop is clearly closed, lights aren't on and you can see the opening times on the door and they say it's not open but someone is inside better start knocking because surely they wish to serve you.

Also: never read the instructions of a product. Instead complain that it's broken and demand a new product. Repeat.

Also: if you see a price list/menu/price tag or similar and you accidentally read it, better double check the price by asking "does this item cost what it says here"

Also: "employees only" actually means "for adventurous customers"

Also: if it says push, pull, if it says pull, push.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

sending a text or an email to the shop and making them spell it out for you!

That’s because the shops know that no-one reads the website and doesn’t bother to update the opening hours when they change.

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[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also: if it says push, pull, if it says pull, push.

If there is a handle I pull, if there is a plate I push.

I hate combo plate/handles

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Also a big fan of

if you see a price list/menu/price tag or similar and you accidentally read it, better double check the price by asking “does this item cost what it says here”

Because it happens when management has three different prices and five confusing "discount" offers scattered in line of sight. Is this 50% off or does that happen at the register or does it no longer apply? And you've got the same thing on the menu as a side and a meal, which one am I ordering, again?

And

“employees only” actually means “for adventurous customers”

Oh, bathroom for employees only? At every location inside three city blocks? I guess I should just take a crap on the floor.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is the PTSD of working with customers talking.

Many of us recognize it well.

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I worked gate security at a baseball stadium. Right next to where I stood there were two huge signs reading "No Smoking" and "No Re-entry". Guess what questions I got asked all day.

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I dont wanna say the average person is stupid but they make it really difficult to not think so.
Call it illiterate tunnel vision or whatever else youd like, but come one.
Heres some personal examples from work:

  1. big neonsign at the door at eyeheight telling people when the store opens, 1 out of 6 people looks at it the rest doesnt even see it, one once was even mad and blew out the doorglass with a kick.
  2. registers, big neon signs to say "hey douchenozzle, next one this is closed) and even when another worker is waiting and lookin at the person, they still dont get until you loudly talk to them to come to the other one.
  3. god forbid someone needs something in another part of the store, unless you use children level semantics (go to blue line for example) they never find what they looking for.

those are just my personal examples but outside of that you see it seemingly everywhere.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

big neonsign at the door at eyeheight telling people when the store opens, 1 out of 6 people looks at it the rest doesnt even see it, one once was even mad and blew out the doorglass with a kick.

This sounds like real-world banner blindness. Almost all neon signs are ads or usless bling-bling to catch your attention. It’s no wonder people don’t look at them anymore.

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A significant fraction of America is illiterate. 21% or 1/5. Yeah.

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago (7 children)

It's even worse than that:

21% of adults in the US are illiterate in 2024. 54% of adults have a literacy below a 6th-grade level (20% are below 5th-grade level).

So 1/5 can't read at all, and over HALF can't read better than an 11 year old.

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Anyone curious, I fact checked this and according to snopes it's true. This is just sad.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/us-literacy-rate/

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[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

When what's written is in a language you can read, what's up with that? Reading is free, so to speak, and it enables laziness by not having to find and ask people stuff

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I'm not going to defend people that are too lazy to comprehend words on a sign.

What I will say, is that it took me entirely too long to look up when I was at the grocery store. One of my first jobs was at a grocery store and it took me far too long to notice the signs.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

in my experience, its easy to not notice a sign altogether. too busy looking for some(one|thing) possibly

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Weird, I read anything my eyes set upon without even thinking about it. Why wouldn't you, unless you're illiterate?

[–] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In my previous job i had to do a lot of coordination via email. I learned very quickly you can only ask a single question per email because very very few people would ever answer more than that. God forbid there was some semi complex task that needs done.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ha! I just gave that advice to someone on Lemmy a couple weeks ago. They were having problems getting people do respond to stuff at work and I had to explain how the average person can't track more than one subject in a single communication chain.

Work retail and you'll see how little people read. There can be a sign in giant huge letters when walking in the door saying "Sale things aisle 7" and they'll stop en employee right by the sign and ask where the sales things are

[–] ano_ba_to@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There are some levels to "without thinking about it". You miss some things. You just aren't aware when you do. Your brain will get tired at some point in the day and will adjust its capacity/willingness to get into detail, unless you're not human.

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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] P34C0CK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Probably autocorrect on a french keyboard. It actually means "enamel"

[–] conc@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And yet, the documentation must be written

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There's this one guy in the office who were so adamantly anti writing documentation, he basically pored through the contract to find loopholes to state that doing documentation is not actually part of his job description.

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[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 1 month ago

I read everything, what's wrong with everyone else?

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