Five Federation credits says that disinfectant is going to decimate Boimlers "beard".
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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Why would anyone want to reduce Boimler's beard by one tenth?
Oh, want? I think you're contributing agency to inert goo. 😄 I'm just not certain Boimler's face hair will be able to deal with the steady scrubbing (also chemicals).
It hasn't been used that way in the English language for many decades.
Meh, it's fine. I used it knowing the literal and vernacular meanings, either is valid here 🙂
I thought we were making dec jokes?
Went over my head by several decimetres!
We only deal in gold pressed Latinum here.
Spotted the Ferengi!
I am very concerned that this episode is going to mess up all the plans I have for the Starbase 80 fan comic I've been wanting to do, but never actually will.
Hey, maybe you'll be able to sue them for stealing your ideas.
Fingers crossed!
There’s plenty of other crappy Starbases in the Federation… certain of that.
I feel personally attacked by the Boimsters beard this season.
I find it peculiar how they've hidden the creeping Boimler Beard from the trailers a month ago.