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[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Okay now they need to write a eulogy entirely in emojis.

[โ€“] finn_der_mensch@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

This is so sad, it makes me cry a lot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[โ€“] TechAnon@lemm.ee 9 points 6 hours ago

Mark that one down. ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

You've got two generations present.

One for whom emoji happened well into adulthood, and they start tacking them on awkwardly and redundantly.

One for whom emoji has always been almost as accessible as the latin alphabet, and touchscreen keyboards are so shit that emoji themselves become slang for concepts that they're only obliquely related to.

[โ€“] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 hours ago

Yes. And there's a younger generation (Gen Alpha) using slangs such as "๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ" as a synonym for "๐Ÿ˜ฎ" (if I understood correctly, because I'm not Alpha, I'm Zennial).

[โ€“] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

There's a middle. I still use emoticons and completely reject emojis. All ASCII all the time.

[โ€“] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[โ€“] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Same. Itโ€™s just more natural to me

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Emoji have done something that emoticons never did: Emoji have become hieroglyphs.

:) :o :D XD This tells the story of a happy person being surprised and then starting to laugh. Emoticons were crude depictions of facial expressions and never took on abstract meanings beyond those.

Emoji, partially because a lot of them are Japanese, are badly designed. On most systems I've seen Emoji on, they're too small and the details are too fine to really make them out. There's 1,000 facial expression ones, all of them are mostly just yellow circles. Why does there have to be a slightly frowning and a frowning face? Why do we have "woozy" and "dizzy" as separate glyphs? ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ Which of the two is that? Trick question, neither, that's "face with spiral eyes." Emoji are stage IV emoticon cancer. So teh youthz don't actually use the facial expression ones, they use a skull for laughing, because that one is white and easy to tell apart. Apparently the etymology is "died/dying laughing."

Trying it on Lemmy's emoji selector, "skull" and "death" both return the skull emoji, but "laugh" or "funny" doesn't. So the skull emoji, along with others, are like hieroglyphs. They've taken on abstract indirect meanings of their own independent of what the glyph literally means.

[โ€“] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[โ€“] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The skull emoji also signifies deadpan delivery of a joke. Because the skull is incapable of showing emotion, the skull represents a falsely blank expression.

I forgor ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I exclusively use rage comic memes to express myself. Does that date me? Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[โ€“] henfredemars@infosec.pub 70 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Uncle Mark: Iโ€™m dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Dad: Hi dead, Iโ€™m dad๐Ÿฅธ

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

rises from the dead to blast dad with a shotgun

[โ€“] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 13 hours ago

Classic Uncle Mark.

[โ€“] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 30 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They seem to be using them correctly to me ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคน

[โ€“] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Gen Z uses๐Ÿ’€to mean laughing from what I understand.

[โ€“] Madeyro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Wait, what? I tought that it's more like awkward situation type of emoji.

[โ€“] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

As the other person already said, it basically means "I'm dead" and you can laugh so hard that you supposedly die, or you can die inside, due to an awkward situation. It can be used for both.

[โ€“] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

Like "I'm ded" because I laughed so hard I rolled on the floor and laughed my ass off and turns out that was a key part of my biology and it's gone so I'm ded now.

[โ€“] kopasz7@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago
[โ€“] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ปโšฑ๏ธ

[โ€“] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 7 hours ago

Oh god, uncle John burned to death in a house fire?

I think your parents are trying to teach you

[โ€“] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 11 hours ago

I didn't even know he was sick ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] gibmiser@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago

RIP In Peace Uncle Mark

[โ€“] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

The message would be better and more sympathetically conveyed without any emoji, but if you have to have one, this seems appropriate.

[โ€“] dephyre@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago
[โ€“] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago