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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[โ€“] pewpew@feddit.it 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also add communism, capitalism, socialism, communist, rich, capitalist

[โ€“] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

i've just blocked a handful of hexbear communities instead, seems to work just fine so far ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 14 hours ago

Sometimes that's not enough. I used to get Poilitical memes in the regular memes channels

[โ€“] gmtom@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

So your lemmy is just 99% Linux and star trek then?

[โ€“] Karjalan@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

"huh... Only 2 people posted things today, how odd"

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 105 points 1 day ago (1 children)

elon israel kamala musk putin russia trump ukraine

There. Now I hid your own post from you.

[โ€“] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 day ago

i think Sync's filters only work on post titles - but thanks i guess?

[โ€“] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You must get nothing but memes, Linux, and porn.

[โ€“] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what's wrong with linux, memes and porn? ๐Ÿ˜‚

I have no issues with any of them. I don't think I'd be a frequent Lemmy user if that's all there was though.

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Eh, not so much porn. There's barely any uploads. Which in turn is why lemmy is so dead.

LADIES!!! GROW LEMMY!!! SHOW YOUR TITTIES FOR THE GOOD OF THE FEDIVERSE!!!

[โ€“] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why don't you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we'll have a new post record.

[โ€“] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there a big market for overweight teenage boy tiddies?

[โ€“] flicker@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Almost certainly.

There's a market for everything.

[โ€“] scarilog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn where do I go to find these people irl

[โ€“] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

The internet

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[โ€“] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1st that's kinda weird

But also there actually is quite a bit of it already. Go to your user settings and make sure you have "Show explicit content (NSFW)" enabled.

There's whole instances for this stuff like lemmynsfw.com. I see it in my feed (blurred, so I can use Lemmy at work lol) a lot especially if you scroll for a bit.

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[โ€“] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone wants to sacrifice for praxis until it's time to sacrifice for praxis ๐Ÿ˜ž

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[โ€“] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[โ€“] Aeri@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just want a block community button on the main page so I don't have to open the "HUGEGAPINGASSHOLES" community up to block it (none of the images in the headliner are censored despite blurring being on).

No offense to people who are into that I just don't want it on my front page

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[โ€“] Tyfud@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But then I'd only be viewing 5% of the content Lemmy makes available for me today.

[โ€“] Aqarius@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

...and nothing of value was lost.

[โ€“] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bliss for mental health indeed,
been doing this for a while now,
zero regrets.

[โ€“] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too bad it doesn't work for filtering text in images, because here you are.

That's true,
but hey, filtering and blocking out 90% of the unwanted/negative content is already way better then getting blasted by the full 100%! :D

[โ€“] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

When you accidentally add PugJesus to that list and Lemmy becomes a void xD

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[โ€“] ryan213@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago

I'd add ben_dover just to make it perfect.

[โ€“] Paddzr@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[โ€“] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He didn't put nuclear warheads!

Hey, this guy likes nuclear warheads!

[โ€“] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 1 points 15 hours ago

thanks for illustrating my thoughts about that comment so well, you're a poet kind stranger

Wouldn't wanna miss "Nazi gets kicked in the balls and cries" tbh.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well mostly the only people using the word Nazi are calling out the Nazis. The Nazis themselves don't claim to be Nazis. In fact the Nazis very often say Nazis don't exist, and then go on to define a Nazi as strictly a member of the Nazi Socialist Party from ~WW2 and deny all other usages.

[โ€“] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it's more about what kind of news pop up in the feed overly frequently. i don't give a shit about US elections or Musk, and I don't want to be confronted with war permanently either. i can't remember seeing many posts about nazis on lemmy, but i wouldn't mind reading about them being arrested, extradited or trampled by elephants, so they may stay off the list for now

[โ€“] realitista@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

I think I should filter that out as well

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[โ€“] Enzy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

This garbage still appears in my feed.

[โ€“] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Secret lifehack I found just the other day, block the lemmit bot that reposts stuff from Reddit.

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[โ€“] jim@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Was there anything left???๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Star Trek memes!

[โ€“] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

not much tbh, but it's better for my blood pressure anyway ๐Ÿ˜…

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