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[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then, who will maintain the code?

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We'll outsource it to India.

[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better to use China, they've got plenty of excess virgins

[–] xuxebiko@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

Think maybe the project manager will fall for it?

[–] TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Satan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.

[–] BaldProphet@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Sacrifice 1000 programmers, got it

[–] GitProphet@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

5 interdependent modules? how sweet...

[–] russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net 7 points 1 year ago

5? Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those dependency graphs!

[–] xuxebiko@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HeavyRust@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pentagram for demon summoning ⛤

[–] jungekatz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well i fell for it already and now there is no going back 😨

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