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[–] neonred@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Cancel Culture has quite a history it seems.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How to turn down lunch with a fascist by Flying Squid:

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy crap, FlyingSquid, is this real?! You had human hands this whole time!

#Bamboozled

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

I am wearing this shirt right now. Really.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that the same way you turn down bananas?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

No, I'm polite about bananas. I say, "no thank you."

It is not the fault of the banana that it tastes horrible. It's just minding its own business being a fruit.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

All that and the Oxford Comma. Love it

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 134 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Russell is one of the greats. But if you're looking for a terse knockdown there's always this classic from author Max Reger:

I am in the smallest room of the house. I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind me.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Pure poetry

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

That was impressively descriptive, but I'm afraid most fascists are too stupid to understand the burn.

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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 240 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This one is even better than Tolkien's response to a German publisher in 1938, asking for proof of his ancestry, which may or may not have been sent, but tellingly there was no official translation of The Hobbit into German until 1957.

Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject—which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

Don't fuck with posh and emotionally repressed Oxbridge motherfuckers when they realize they are finally on the right side of history. 🤣

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I loved it when I first read it and this is my favorite part:

But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

In the link it has his letter to his British publisher, where he was even more blunt. Maybe the first time that "I have _______ friends" has actually rung true.

Personally, I should be inclined to refuse to give any Bestätigung (although it happens that I can), and let a German translation go hang. In any case I should object strongly to any such declaration appearing in print. I do not regard the (probable) absence of all Jewish blood as necessarily honourable; and I have many Jewish friends, and should regret giving any colour to the notion that I subscribed to the wholly pernicious and unscientific race-doctrine.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 points 41 minutes ago

Telling something or someone to go hang was a very strong insult in those days. Even worse than saying go fuck yourself. Because hanging was how people were executed, meaning they are the most unwanted people in society...

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago

"After careful consideration, fuck the fuck off.

Yours sincerely,

Fuck you."

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dread@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Honestly, same.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 113 points 2 days ago

"No offense, but ew"

  • Bertrand Russell
[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Dude's a fookin legend !

In the early 1900's, he discovered a logical paradox that shattered mathematics for years, and drove brilliant people literally insane (one of them died in an asylum later on).

He then tried to redefine mathematics based solely on logic; but he failed after a 1000-page manuscript... and that was only the first half of what he intended to publish.

There are countless valuable quotes by him and anecdotes, he's a very inspirational man.

[–] DrFuggles@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

where could I read more about this paradox?

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[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you want to understand how to crush your foes with English, read Russell.

It’s dated, and ancient compared to the shit we spew, but it soo pure and clear (when you get the ear for it).

I am not a scholar, I can’t analyse prose or poetry, but his writing is cleansing and lights up the brain - especially if you have a fetish for reasonableness.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I have a Bachelor's degree in Philosophy and I found myself loving Russell and Mill because there's no pompousness to their writing. A lot of philosophers use very flowery language that's hard to parse, but Russell just gets straight to the point, clear as day.
In my opinion, philosophy should be written clearly so anyone can understand it (looking at you, Heidegger)

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

It’s dated, and ancient compared to the shit we spew, but it soo pure and clear (when you get the ear for it).

I am not a scholar, I can’t analyse prose or poetry, but his writing is cleansing and lights up the brain - especially if you have a fetish for reasonableness.

I know exactly what you mean and I've never quite had the words to describe this type of writing. It's definitely old fashioned to our eyes, but it's so dense with meaning. I felt the same reading some of the landmark SCOTUS decisions of the Warren court during the civil rights era.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This must be John Oliver's uncle or grandfather or something

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't be. His grandpa was a bird.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

His other grandpa

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 33 points 2 days ago

With all due respect, you are the antithesis of all that I consider human. With all due respect.

By the way, if anyone else was curious, dude was a “Sir” due to an inherited title, not knighted for individual actions.

[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Russell is the GOAT. If he was taught in schools, we would be living in paradise.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell, just getting 50% of high school students to understand Russell's Teapot and the Burden of Proof would have a huge impact on political discourse in the US.

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[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

A half-brick to the face is an equally elegant way of turning down a nazi.

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