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Ur a bus!

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[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you drive a Toyota in reverse you're still a Toyota!

[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

if you drive a toyota in reverse you're a goin backwards

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Me: "but Subaru doesn't make buses, dad. and you can't be a bus, they aren't sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?"

Dad: "no you see, Subaru backwards i-"

Me: "this is why mom left you"

Halo announcer: "Betrayal!"

[–] dhtseany@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

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Ok fine... heh