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Sounds like an Onion Article.

Let's unshackle him from his wealth and use that to help meet climate goals.

Obviously this statement underscores the fact that Google has too much power. Break those motherfuckers up!

Right, let's solve our biggest problem by unfettering capitalism, and definitely will not just further concentrate power and wealth.

Former CEO, current inhumane grifter chud, Eric Schmidt, who has been featured in a recent series of "saying the quiet silicon valley executive thought out loud"

Not with that attitude, no... asshole! Unshackle AI companies? I'd rather guillotine them.

I have a better idea. Let's drop climate conservation, use a load of fossil fuels to fire him in a rocket directly into the sun! Then, resume climate conservation.

Isn't this a fairly standard sci-fi plot?

AI: Kill humans off, problem solved.

Well this is the most dumb thing I've read all morning

AI will not find a magic solution. Besides, we already have quite a few directions that would help, but we're not acting on them. Pilling more "solutions" over them won't change that.

This really sounds like the parody of rich people that think they can eat and breath safely as long as they have money, the rest of the world be damned.

AI solution:

The climate goals are meetable.

If we want to.

Unless AI forces us to do stuff that we know for decades to be necessary, nothing will change, except a massive amount of additional energy that we need to power the AI.

This is like Satan saying "We're not going to be able to deal with mass corruption. Just burn everything. That's the solution."

That's an interesting idea... Satan...

When these weirdos get older they always stop giving a shit about anyone but themselves or more to the point they stop pretending they ever cared for anyone else.

Resolution: compost & remediate ~~schmidt~~ shit. Avoid smearing ~~shit~~ schmidt on everything.

Putting it in a bunker hasn't helped it return nutrients back to environment effectively.

AI solution = end humanity to save the earth

These ppl just want poor people to die and be served by robots, it's never gonna work plus we'll bring them with us

Unshakeable AI companies so reprehensible characters like himself can profit from unchecked societal demise more like.

He just wants to run his ~~AI datacenters~~ gold mines, climate be damned. And looks like he himself sees AI as some kind of magic bullet, typical exec syndrome.