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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Every day I wake up and have to convince myself not to quit my job. Ngl it's starting to get real hard to convince myself

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It's called a mental health day.

[–] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's so tempting to put in my 2 weeks

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In general, in response to this meme, because the weekend is close, a long suppressed desire to be an oompa oompa society refuses to accept or poor working conditions?

[–] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

All of the above

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Came so close to doing that today. I am dragging ass today but the weekend is so close.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Calling "into" work? Did you mean to say "calling off work"?

[–] Kachilde@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Calling in” is a pretty common phrase where I live. You need to call in to your workplace, in order to take a day off work.

[–] Bluefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Calling out or off is the terminology i always hear in the pnw but it varies.

Its like people call round a bouts traffic circles in some places or when someone looks at a crash they're a looky lou or a rubber neck or as i refer to them assholes creating traffic.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but you guys also call The 5, I-5 like lunatics so idk if I wanna follow suit

[–] Bluefruit@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Linguistics is fun.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I think it's because of the idiom "calling in sick". So he's "calling in [sick] (to where?) to work". Doesn't make much sense to me either but I'm not a native speaker.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You are correct