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Yoda might be running on multi-threading (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

IT IS MELTING
STOP POSTING
PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 33 points 5 days ago

And soon memory issues as well.

I got 99 problems but Meta's Threads ain't one of those.

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 26 points 5 days ago

Threads used to bewilder me until I started using Haskell. Holy shit that felt like magic, turning an app parallel with two lines of code.

Now, I just have to worry about memory limits….

[–] Starayo@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is a funny joke, but Yoda speaks in a consistent OSV as opposed to SVO used in English. 🤓

[–] Dewe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This doesn’t have anything to do with Yoda, it’s about the thread handling order.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

The title refers to Yoda

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or Yoda is a Forth programmer.

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ahh, good ole stack managing.