My work has barrels full of IPA. Unfortunately, isopropyl alcohol doesn't taste great.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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Be grateful to your taste buds. Enjoy the life they have saved for you (and them).
192.168.0.00? 'Shopped.
...that wireless mac is looking suspiciously shopped and non-existent.
I agree. 00:cf:00 yields that no actual manufacturer has been assigned that OUI.
I had to protect myself from you detailheads somehow!
Nah, it's a real public IP
It could be a real address, but not within a /24, nor publicly routable.
There has to be a law against such heretical actions somewhere! Even if it's .00, this computer is an affront to order! I propose we burn it alongside those frivolous computers who think they can simply name themselves .0 or .255!
Lagunitas is pretty banging tho
[aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯]
Missing glottal stops in front of the syllable-initial vowels 🤓
Thanks to using MacOS as my desktop, I still reach for ifconfig like a caveman.
ifconfig is good enough for me!
And now I will think of beer when ever I forget my local IP address.
If config
ip -br a
(-br is short for -brief and makes ip's addr, link, and neigh commands "Print only basic information in a tabular format for better readability.")
this is beautiful, no more do I need to use regex to get the damn IP address out
I will never be able to unsee this. Chapeau!
True story:
alias ipa='ip a'IPA [aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯] as for International Phonetic Alphabet for the real win.
someone made that joke already and it wooshed over my head. I just now got it, thank you
bring into fashion unix tools saying more things like "lo".
lo! alas! but soft!
br0