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I can imagine Gus joining the army depending on his relationship with his dad.

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[โ€“] Bassman27@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

From left to right: Tech bro Only fans Barista YouTube mukbang creator Mechanic Middle management

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Interesting. So Gus has a falling out with his father, and rejects his army "heritage" and goes fully into the world of software/hardware.

Gretchen likely then works as a librarian or as a public service educator, and has to make ends meet by supplanting her income online.

Spinelli doesn't strike me as a coffee aficionado, but she is highly strung and so probably would thrive in a hands-on demanding environment like a coffee house.

Mikey, as a youtuber who consumes lots of food. Yes, I could probably see that. I hoped more that he would be literally on stage performing theater, but I suppose youtube is a stage of sorts where you find your ideal audience, and so food and performance seems like a good fit.

TJ as a mechanic. I guess so, though it feels like a waste of his inspirational, organizational, and creativity skills, though the same could be said for many kids with failed dreams.

Vincent in middle management. Perhaps his passion for sports did not translate well into adulthood and he had to find himself a normal job.

[โ€“] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

might be that the previous poster just went by questionable prejudices, not by the actual characters.

[โ€“] palitu@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Definitely judging book by covers. But entertaining read never the less

[โ€“] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Excellent writeup. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] asif@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Mikey, as a youtuber who consumes lots of food.

I didn't have Mukbang Mikey for 2024 ;(

[โ€“] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Nah, Gus is a military drone operator bombing weddings in Afghanistan

[โ€“] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Randall J. Weems is a reddit mod

Mrs. Muriel was a covid denier and died from covid

[โ€“] seaQueue@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trying to afford a house, kids or healthcare (pick one.)

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

that's a (major) background worry that could be applied to anyone. I'm asking specifically about the recess characters

[โ€“] Sasuke@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he's now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

mikey is filling the world with love

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Other than Vince, I'm fully on board with a lot of these, though wondering exactly what Mikey does to "fill the world with love"

[โ€“] Sasuke@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

just being himself

[โ€“] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I imagine Spinelli joining the army before Gus.

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dunno. I can't imagine Spinelli taking orders from anyone unless it's someone she respects, like TJ.

I can definitely imagine her in the trenches however

[โ€“] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I always imagined her as a mechanic

[โ€“] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Not much these days

[โ€“] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a different word when this show aired. https://youtu.be/rMoDslz0EtI

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Definitely was! Randall giving Ms Pfizer a spongebath might not be a joke that would fly now

[โ€“] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
  • TJ = Real estate Agent
  • Gretchen = IT
  • Vince = High School Coach
  • Gus = Accountant
  • Spinelli = graphic Designer
  • Mikey = Shop assistant/aspiring playwright
[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I can see all of these, except maybe Gus. TJ as a charming mofo flipping houses I can see, though when the price gouging hurts his neighbours In wonder how he'll act

[โ€“] deforestgump@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)