My code is self-obfuscating.
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Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?
Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.
I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.
But the code still comes from the same place!
I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life...
Because my code never works in the first place.
It's okay, we're here for you ❤️
im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs