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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Godric@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Also I want to hear from you, is it ethical and why?

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Also I want to hear from you, is it ethical and why?

I don't see why not. It hurts nobody, except maybe yourself. Not sure what the nutrition is on this thing.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 14 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Isn’t cannibalism a good way to get prion based diseases? Or is that only if you eat other people

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[–] Fleur__@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Anyone who thinks this is okay can suck my lab grown dick

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Completely ethical why would it not be?

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That' like losing a finger and go: yeah, i'll eat that.

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[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

This is fine. I probably taste good.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

auto cannibalism? %100 sure there will be tv shows about who has the best taste and the texture as well as onlyfans models selling cells from different parts of their body for astronomic prices

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[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My hunch is that, as proposed, this is the most ethical form of meat consumption because the meat is being taken and consumed with consent from the donor. (Yourself) And there's no living creature that even suffers from the process

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Hey hon, get in here. I want you to try this"

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[–] NicolaHaskell@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There's bacteria that grow in the roots of legumes that are capable of capturing gaseous nitrogen. That nitrogen makes its way to the soil, where the trees can suck it up to produce protein, like sunflower seeds. I eat those and by the time I urinate and die the nitrogen has been so concentrated within me that I burn a small hole in the ground for the fungus, sun, and time to decay and heal.

If I could photosynthesize the carbs needed to bootstrap this operation I would. If I could plant a piece of myself and feed it rainwater and atmospheric nitrogen to grow a steak I would. If I could leave behind shelter I wood.

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Was this all an elaborate ruse to employ a shitty pun?!!

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[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So what do we feed the cells to allow them to grow?

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[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I'm putting ten in the bathtub and naming it Steve.

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It's not like they can check what kinds of cells you put in. No need to made this weird by cultivating human meat.

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