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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Imagine all the ripped buttholes.

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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now you've made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I'm referring to.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know you know which one I'm referring to.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

😡

👧🏻

😈

😫

💥💥🍆💥💥

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Ahhh. I didn't get the Shrek reference. I have brought dishonor to my ancestors 😞

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Hulk smash!!

[–] FatAdama@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Oh no why did I click on that! Lol

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Came for this gif...

Err... From?

Leaving with leaky... Uhh... Yeah.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can someone link it from a different domain than x.com (it's blocked here)?

[–] Zidane@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

😂 Thanks!

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought lemmy.world doesn't allow nsfw stuff?

Technically, it does for short periods of time

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah but "You won't like me when I'm horny" does not sound okay to say.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Try it in an Austin Powers voice.

[–] AlainH@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

That's my secret, Cap...

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL?!?

Bruce:

begins putting the “fun” back in “funeral”

[–] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

There'd be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!

[–] Dremz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That is one horny shower thought.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny."

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's my secret, I'm always horny

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Cause they rapin' uuurvrybody out here!

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good like having Disney depicting that.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I keep forgetting that Disney owns......everything.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 5 points 1 month ago

"Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?"

"Ehm... Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet"

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Well he did just rip his shirt off on the RNC stage. So at least he'd be surrounded by people who support rapists.