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[โ€“] Stovetop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I know the answer this this one! Uhh, mayo!

[โ€“] Stovetop@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

DAMMIT I FUCKED UP AGAIN.

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ranch dressing. Or cum, whichever is available first.

[โ€“] MagicShel@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Well, if you start with a handful of creamy ranch dressing you can... wtf am I even doing with my life right now?

[โ€“] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Those are equal, along with mayo.

[โ€“] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

Salt is pretty good, but yeah, mayo it is

[โ€“] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago

Is anyone out there really eating unsalted fries?

The correct answer is salt. Or at least some form of seasoning

[โ€“] Polonius@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

garlic sauce?

[โ€“] MakingWork@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Dipped in soft serve vanilla ice cream.

[โ€“] Gieselbrecht@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Hollandaise or peanut sauce

[โ€“] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

Pink sauce (Sriracha-Mayo)

[โ€“] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

BBQ sauce ๐Ÿ˜‹

[โ€“] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

White vinegar.

[โ€“] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Burger sauce

[โ€“] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No-one's mentioned aoli? Is there a significant overlap between aoli and mayonnaise?

[โ€“] fin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I love tartar sauce, but it includes mayo

[โ€“] tourist@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water

[โ€“] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I put the bowl on my head so I don't get wet

[โ€“] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

you are a wise man

I am glad our paths crossed in this reality