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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

May your toilet seat be forever frozen.

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

May your toilet paper forever tear lengthwise.

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[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You shit yourself every time someone says something dumb on the internet

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[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Randomly appearing pebble in their shoes

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Get a tax bill

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just be annoyingly cute and nice to them. Like, exrremely.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And what to do with all unicorn blood that's soon to spoil? Just gift it to them? I don't think they'd feel it's a nice gesture it is.

[–] Presi300@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

May your PC crash every time you're almost done with your work.

May you always be too hot with the blanket on and too cold with the blanket off.

May a lightbulb in your house go bad every month.

May everything you put on your wall be slightly crooked.

May every bed you sleep on be either too soft or too firm to be comfortable.

May the garbage bag always rip when you go to take out the trash.

May your left headphone always be slightly quieter than your right one.

May sh!tstains be left on your toilet every time you flush.

May all the toilet paper you use in public bathrooms be 1 ply.

May you always stutter right before making a very strong point in an argument.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

An arch cramp for 2 minutes every day at a random time.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

You mean this spasm pain in the foot? Damn, they are annoying!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

or a jaw cramp.

Ideally while you need to explain something important

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ooof. Or that thing in your chin just under your tongue.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

yup, that's the one!

I hate those cramps. They are the worst

[–] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You will never take a shit again..

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

My grandfather died that way. I wish I was joking. This one is definitely violent.

[–] Nobody@feddit.org -2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I hope you die alone and without kids.

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