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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 197 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Someone told me they saw people on Facebook complaining that the Olympics opening ceremony was too diverse. I was like, did they want to have an Olympics with all other countries banned?? That already exists, and it's called national championships. Otherwise, a sports competition that includes the entire world is going to include people from the entire world. I don't understand what they wanted...an Olympics in Paris with only White USA??

[–] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean, they're on FB, so ya, they probably thought something like that, if their thoughts even went beyond the words themselves.

It's like imagining what a lizard thinks about you, it's easy and fun to project your intelligence on it, this is what you're doing here. You're projecting your intelligence and logic on others apparently without that capacity. Those FB people didn't think about what their words meant any more than a lizard wonders about your nature.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 18 points 1 month ago

Well said.:-)

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah I got a older co worker who behaves in a way that strikes me as very undiagnosed autistic of his generation. He went on a whole rant about how the Olympics should be like a family reunion where you have to mask your less socially acceptable behaviours and cannot just be yourself because you shouldn't always be yourself around your family for the sake of overall unity...

And yeah... I was just thinking how sad that was. Like bro. We've since realized how toxic that is to people and our generation is trying to undo that expectation and damage. The neurotypical flattening of self expression always was a tyranny, you just normalized it.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 19 points 1 month ago

The neurotypical flattening of self expression always was a tyranny

Dude, you just blew my mind. Thank you.

[–] Bongo_Stryker@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

The neurotypical flattening of self expression always was a tyranny, you just normalized it.

I chef kiss this sentence.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I assume that even a national championship is going to have a lot of POC represented, not just whiteys.

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[–] Seraph@fedia.io 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If there wasn't so many prophylactics in the Olympic Village they would be making a new diverse race of super-humans!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm glad they provide them every year though. Lots of young, fit, attractive people means lots of fucking.

I would be curious to know how many pregnancies result from the Olympics every time anyway though. At least some of the people won't use protection most likely.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm pretty sure that gojira performance in the opening ceremony kicked off about half of them this year.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I can't think of many other times I've felt that proud as a metal-head. Holy shit that entire thing rocked. (Can we start killing the king though? It's always her.) Red-streamers as an arch of blood was, well, fuckin' metal, not to mention the regicide.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit, what?!

I snored through all I saw but goji4a had a segment? Aarrr!

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ran down a link and added it

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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd guess not a lot.

Generally they're a set of people used to controlling every aspect of their body and its performance, and they're on the wrong side of a four year window if they want to go to the games again. I don't doubt they're getting it on, but I'd bet they're also more proactive about birth control.

[–] Tinks@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Yeah I would guess the vast majority of women competing are on birth control. No way would I let something as stupid as an ill timed period and all the hormonal crazy that comes with it potentially affect my performance at an event I'd been training 4 years for.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Hillbillies don't watch the Olympics.

  1. No monster trucks
  2. No bud light
  3. No tailgaters
  4. Loud cars missing
  5. Very few tough-guy sports.

Like, sure, we need to move the fencing to a chariot race, and make jousting and full contact gladiatorial combat a thing. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Then we'll get the hicks watching. Just dont call it SCA as that's a nerd thing.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My old buddy Mike had a rebel flag painted on the front of his house, American and rebel flag flying side by side, a can of Busch Light in his hand at all times, house littered with little hand carved wood spirits, and anything hillbilly that you could imagine.

He watched the Olympics religiously. He wouldn’t miss it for anything.

He wasn’t racist though, he just wasn’t that bright. I mean, he was and he wasn’t. He honestly just liked the imagery I think and he was old. He had civil war stuff laying around too, both sides. Little figurines and things.

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[–] thegreekgeek@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bring back motorcycle chariot racing as a sport!

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (26 children)

Here in Latin America we make fun of how many Olympic representatives from European countries are not white, but then their internal policies attack non-white people.

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[–] Alk@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I understand that the Olympics is very diverse and that's fantastic. But for people who think diversity isn't our strength, would watching the Olympics really challenge that idea for them? In other words, would they actually think that the Olympics being diverse makes the Olympics "stronger"?

I think this tweet is missing the fact that these people would prefer the Olympics if it wasn't diverse, and it would be better in their eyes if it wasn't. In their eyes, its strength doesn't come from diversity.

I can see someone making some dumbass argument like "oh yeah if diversity is our strength why are all the runners black?" or something like that. Racists aren't squirming in their seats while watching the Olympics like this tweet suggests, even if I wish they were.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hitler was pretty fucking pissed off when Jesse Owens won gold. Racists haven't really changed since then.

[–] Alk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's a good point. Though I'd say at least part of that was nationalism. I think today's racists are a bit more desensitized to Olympic diversity since it has been the norm for so long (which it hadn't been back then). The people I know that think like this understand that some people are better at some things and that naturally breeds diversity, but they'll use that as an excuse. For example they let it reinforce an "all brawn no brains" stereotype of certain ethnicities. Whereas I think Hitler wanted to believe or push the idea of complete superiority in all aspects of one race.

But it's not just that one example, they will find any amount of reasons and excuses to accept the current reality while also accepting their anti-diverse beliefs. And they'll believe there is no contradiction. At least, a lot of them will.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

America became an Olympic powerhouse largely because of its diversity. People of all colors and creeds show up wearing the stars and stripes and bring home medals.

Even during times of overt racism, diversity was a message we carried to the Olympics.

When Hitler said it was distasteful to have black people and Jews at the Olympics, the US nearly boycotted the 1936 games. But instead we sent Jesse Owens over to win 4 gold medals.

Interesting fact: Hitler was asked to treat all winners the same, so after Owens won the 100m Hitler stopped congratulating any winners for the rest of the Games.

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[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a privileged abilist take. Calling a bunch of perfectly healthy people with amazing bodies diverse. /s

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Australia our Para-olympic athletes get almost as much press and support. Its actually really great to see.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just broadcast the Olympics into space, as a warning to any hostile aliens out there

[–] ReeferPirate@lemy.lol 12 points 1 month ago

Task failed successfully. Among the first things broadcast to space was Hitler's speech opening the '36 olympics

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

In the same way that Woke, DEI, CRT, PC, and so on are just a drop in replacement for the n-word (and sometimes gay slurs), this is just a very stupid fearful person saying they didn't like seeing black people on TV. There is no further analysis going on.

They have no interest or even awareness of the skill on display. you could replace it with anything else and as long as they could complain about it with their coworkers they would barely even notice.

[–] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

It's an evolutionary model that I think requires complex numbers.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IDK I watch only the Eskimo-Indian Olympics, it's far more interesting than the regular.

Fencing? Phew, how about seal skinning?

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