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[–] alr@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

You forgot "don't say 'thank you for pointing out that we were sending social security numbers to everyone who visits our website that anybody could stumble across,' but rather 'you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, hacker!'" Courtesy of the Missouri Department of Education.

[–] simonced@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lol, MD5 is NOT a secure password algorithm...

[–] sip@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Next thing, you gonna tell us SSLv3 isn't military grade?!