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[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

The code I wrote from a few years ago.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Childbirth. It's been three times now, and it's so bad. Worse that Boy Scout summercamp latrines. Worse than when a dog farts after eating people food. Worse than a septic tank. Worse than opening a fridge left unplugged and full of food for a month.

I've smelled all these horrible things and more, and childbirth is the worst.

[–] alee33@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like.....what......I have been in several and never thought it was anywhere near the worst smell. 😂

[–] GeneParmesan@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

There’s definitely a smell, but I would hesitate to call it the worst. Definitely caught me off guard though.

[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Um…what part? I’ve been with my wife for one natural birth and one c section and recall no smell

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[–] AcornCarnage@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I worked in a cemetery cutting grass as a teen. Helping out digging a grave one day and the backhoe knicked a neighboring vault. Just a tiny chip smaller than a dime. But suddenly the air over the entire area just filled with the stench of decomposed human remains. It was vile.

Even so, I sure do miss the simplicity of that job sometimes.

[–] 77slevin@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

My smelling sense went away around 2005, so I'm happy to report this question is not applicable to me. Sadly it took away some percentage of my taste too.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 year ago

Rotten ballistics gel smells a lot like rotting human flesh. So... that.

[–] svdasein@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I lived on a boat for many years and most of those at commercial fishing docks. Someone left a 5 gallon bucket of anchovies out in front of their boat on the dock for a couple days - with the cover on. I was present when it was opened. PTSD level bad.

[–] o_p@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I once left a plastic tub of bird seed next to the shed one winter. Something chewed it’s way through the plastic, got stuck and died. Since there was now a hole the rain turned it into a weird soup that I discovered during the hot summer. I can’t even imagine the smell if that was anchovies, it was bad enough as it was.

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Similar situation. I volunteered at a wildlife rehab and we got a pelican in. Someone left a wheelbarrow full of fish covered up out in the sun for a few days. I had to clean it out. I did not have a good time.

[–] relevant_user_name@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

A dead body that had been sitting in the Sahel desert for a few days. That smell still haunts me.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The body odor of a friend who got out of bed when I was crashing at his house. I wanted to throw up on the spot, it was awful. I'm not sure what it was, but it smelled like he hadn't showered in months but he didn't smell like that the previous day.

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[–] MagnusRobotFighter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Paper mills like in Ticonderoga, NY or Rumford, ME.

[–] Crudman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've heard murmurs of how gnarly paper mills smell, but how would you describe it personally? Paper doesn't intuitively seem like something that would smell like shit

[–] kwoodall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The West Point paper mill in Virginia was awful. The smell could travel at least 30 miles. I would describe it as something like rotting wood and all the worst chemicals you could imagine.

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[–] cavalleto@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hyaluronic Acid

[–] whynotzoidberg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Back in college, I lived in a row of older apartments. Opposite our living room wall was our neighbor’s bedroom. He was found in his bed, 4 days following his passing. Summer. No AC. When his apartment door was opened, the odor spread out and around. It’s a smell I won’t forget.

But the worst smell I’ve had the fortune of smelling is a colostomy bag / baseplate wafer thing.

[–] light_martyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

While I don't smell it, my girlfriends reaction when driving home from tournaments tells me that the worst smell in the universe is me after a competition...

[–] mamatoto@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just yesterday I was cleaning up dog diarrhea and gagged about three times in the process. Had to take breaks and go outside to breath halfway through. Poor girl is really sick though.

[–] YouShutYoMouf@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raccoon pee used for hunting and scented artificial worms used for fishing.

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My family stopped at a Dairy Queen and then went on a joy ride. We got stuck behind a truck hauling a tank of liquid poop. The cap was off and it was sloshing out of the hole. Worst ice cream ever.

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[–] dotmatrix@lemmy.ftp.rip 5 points 1 year ago

Pyridine is pretty horrible... Don't really know how to describe the smell: like a mix of rotten cum and ashtray? It overpowers any other smells, gives me instant headaches and the stench can linger for hours.

Dimethyl sulfide is also pretty disgusting to me, kinda like... a kitchen that's been used to cook brussel sprouts for 20 years + garlic breath?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

The restroom of a rural Bulgarian train station. It was just a room with a hole on the ground and little to no ventilation.

[–] haulyard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

At a boat show many years ago there was an old dive suit on display. The old canvas type where they had a big circular helmet with port hole windows that could open. Early 1900’s stuff. I took a sniff in it and about passed out. Been over thirty years and I remember it like it was yesterday. Such a putrid and indescribable smell.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

EDTA (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethylenediaminetetraacetic_acid) smells like concentrated acetic acid mixed with concentrated ammonia.

It is insane

[–] CylonBunny@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is this remote cabin in the woods belonging to my parents I used to visit frequently, mostly in the summer. I had a chest fridge hooked up to a basic solar panel system I built. One July while visiting I had fully stocked the fridge with food, when I had issues with the solar panel batteries and I couldn’t keep the fridge powered on. I kept putting off cleaning it for the rest of the summer, and then the winter too. Next summer I finally worked up the nerve. Everything, even the cardboard packaging had melted into this brown sludge full of many generations of maggots and flies. The only things semi recognizable was the plastic containers. It took me days and so much bleach to clean it well enough to trust using it again. If it wasn’t such a pain to get out there in the first place I’d have probably tossed the whole thing, but I’m cheap. Still have it, though I don’t get out there much anymore. If my battery dies again I’m throwing everything out right away!

[–] Loui@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Rotten salmon in my fridge after making Sushi 4 days before. I've never went from hot to cold to hot just from smelling before.

[–] Daeraxa@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Pet boa constrictor died and started fermenting in the viv. It was like a wall of putrid stench. Had to get her quadrouple bagged and taken to the vets for proper disposal.

[–] Duckef@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Liposuction fat

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have no idea what exactly it was, but it was a false smell I experienced in a dream one night. I can only describe it as something between vomit, sewage and death.

The experience was so disgusting I couldn't even bring myself to eat after I woke up for most of the day, kinda like a false aftertaste if that makes any sense.

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[–] A_S_B@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A client that apparently didn't took a bath for a long long time. The person's smelled like piss, sweat and dirt. It was horrible. I don't know how I survived the encounter because the person wanted to talk forever. God bless I'm far away from that position now.

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[–] original_reader@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

This is harmless in comparison to what has already been mentioned, but vomit tempts me to add to the source of the smell.

Some babies have some extra wholesome smelling diapers too.

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