Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don't flush.
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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I once hid in a box for, like, an hour so I could leap out of it at my brother.
Send them a head of white cabbage every week (can use an online grocery service.
If you have access to their dwelling, put all their bedroom furnitures in the living room
Detonate a nuclear bomb
Just a prank bro
Lift the toilet seat โก๏ธ Put cling wrap over the toilet bowl โก๏ธ Lower the toilet seat back down โก๏ธ Enjoy
Alternatively, put it across a doorway. I did this to some devious children (6 and 12). They eventually got me back.
idk if that's harmless
That's not harmless that's cruel ๐ญ
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Throw a sack of flour in their face
I don't think that's harmless...
Edit: Bait Airpods then.
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Burn down their 10yo Minecraft base.