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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] kamenoko@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

OG Star Trek fanfic writers getting their typewriters out to hammer out a Kirk/McCoy 50000 word masterpiece.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Captain Archer: "Just keep him away from my dog."

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is false, Phlox spoils Porthos. The only reason Porthos is sad to be in the care of Phlox is that it means daddy's gone

[–] Doxin@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He drowns Porthos in one episode

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That was to save his life, wasn't it?

[–] Doxin@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago

It was yes. Still I dont think the captain was super happy about it.

[–] Lwaxana@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

How does it always manage to be better than the show?!

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I get the joke, but of course in reality we all know there's no way in hell Sisko is going to ask Picard for advice.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Computer, deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Archer: "I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I'm dying."

Pike: "I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to die."

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kirk: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to get drunk.”

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

Dal: "I try to stay out of sickbay, because that shit's boring 💀"

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

This is a glorious meme. Laughed out loud.