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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 33 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Or alternatively a vacuum cleaner cleaner.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I have to blow out mine with the air compressor sometimes. So I think that makes me a vacuum cleaner pressure cleaner or maybe a pressure vacuum cleaner cleaner....

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you then get in the shower, the shower becomes a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner.

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 1 points 6 months ago

I was about to make a joke about cleaning a shower but I fear the rabbit hole that it would unleash.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

When those people die, better dispose of the bodies with a vacuum cleaner cleaner vacuum cleaner!

[–] GoTeamBoobies@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Now I am become the cleaner, the emptier of vacuum dust bins.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

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[–] okamiueru@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

One of the best shower thoughts I've heard.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You wanna get high and clean up bro?

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

When and where

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago

This vacuum cleaner sucks.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Maybe the vacuum was within us all along