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[–] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 61 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The collision of MS Teams with the lady's eye is going to be very painful.

[–] ace@lemmy.ananace.dev 85 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

To be fair, having to interact with MS Teams with any part of your body is painful.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago

Especially since now you need seperate licenses for it

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

that fucking call ringtone has legit caused minor anxiety problems in people

As soon as I hear it I can FEEL my adrenal glands start pumping

[–] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You tell me! My school uses it and everybody, including the teachers, hate it with passion.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

To spousta škol v ČR, bohužel...

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

instructions unclear, dick stuck in ms teams

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

How do you know it's going towards her eye? She might be able to shoot MS Teams out of her eyes.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

This is exactly how I feel browsing the admin portal market place for licenses

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Blackout@kbin.run 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. He rises again!

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

Long may he reign.

[–] yeppgnu@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Any question?

[–] RozhkiNozhki@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Sounds about right.

[–] Beanie@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

'The image cannot be displayed because it contains errors.`