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Three monitors, and i feel insulted (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

RGB is overrated

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[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They don't get it, RGB equals performance!

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

No it does not.

Red is for performance. Green energy saving. Blue is not important for this argument.
And if it goes 16 bazzilion colors it is even more BS and nothing.

Goes magenta and you start going Bi. Next on? Pink - full gay mode. And as soon as you go white - back to straight again.

It might cause brain damage in the long term. Wear your socks guys.

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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

The watermark over the watermark on this...for that extra shitposty goodness.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We are just carrying on the tradition of das blinkenlights

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

I have a Dell laptop. That probably explains why I'm such a shitty programmer.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

don't even have one of em glass windows on my pc and happy with it

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But do you have a rainbow keyboard?

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

only caus I got it for free, I turn the lights off tho

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I turned off the lights except for when I type. It's super subtle. It's practically the same! but I still identify as RGB all the way!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

This checks out.

I'm not a SWE ( though kinda code monkey anyways) and it's 2 monitors no rbg (just all black thinkpad, keyboard backlight disabled)

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

One monitor connected to a thinkpad, mechanical computer from early 2000s, it's software engineering time.

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