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The Chancellor of Germany, in a move to show solidarity to pirates, wears an eye patch.

Petition for this image to become the new community logo.

Image Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/german-chancellor-scholz-sports-eye-patch-after-jogging-accident-2023-09-04/

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fell for it. I’m a dumbass.

BERLIN, Sept 4 (Reuters) - German Chancellor Olaf Scholz joked that he was eagerly awaiting social media reaction after an official photograph released on Monday showed him wearing an eye patch following a weekend jogging accident.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok folks, do we think it was really a jogging accident?

[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He always wanted to be an actor, this "accident" was his plan all along so he could cosplay while running a country. Brilliant!

Welcome our matey Captain Scholz

Yarrr!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

All aboard the FGS Deutschland!

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks -1 points 1 year ago

Wanted to be?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 66 points 1 year ago

I would prefer for no public figure ever to become the community logo. Especially if it's a political figure.

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
Captain Olaf was so boring,
When he found a ship to hit,
He spent six months in discussions,
And his pirate crew all quit.

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then he did it again because he forgot the result!

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

🎵 "Can't remember were I hid that booty, sorry mates!" 🎶

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Petition for this image to become the new community logo.

noooo

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

But the exquisite irony! 😂

[–] d1tt0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like the nos have won it, as per the votes on this comment. 🏴‍☠️

[–] Ab_intra@discuss.online 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Not really but this would also be a really funny community image so petition signed

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I regect your reality and substitute it with my own

[–] u202307011927@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know how you pronounce gif lol

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 14 points 1 year ago

Not sure if you know what you vouch for here, I definitely don't want to see that ugly face every day!

[–] ram@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'm with you there

[–] Historical_General@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Seems unkind lol.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Nah... he is actually and very subtly admitting to be a pastafarian.