I mean, they do make 'em to your specifications. Your subsona, if you were.
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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I hate and love this equally.
Sandwich artists are being put out business by A.I. I ordered a club the other day and received some Midjourney abomination with pickles, rice, and maple syrup.
You’re also eating a piece of art which in 6-8hrs be yet another entirely transformative piece of art
"I would like to commission some of your sandwich artwork. On Italian herb and cheese my good sir"
The people working there are going to hate me...
They are artists yet the still ask me what I want them to do with their art. Just make something up dude!
Subway calls them artists so they can justify paying them like artists.
This reminds me of how Long John Silvers employees used to have naval ranks on their nametags which reflected their position in the store. I always wondered if the CEO wore a tag that said 'fleet admiral.'
Fleet admiral sounds like a regional manager to me. It's all about the Full Admiral baby, 4 stars.
Edit: I'm an idiot, a fleet admiral is a 5 star position. I'll leave this up as a monument to my folly.
You're contributing to the arts, that's a tax write-off right there
Yes
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