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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Backup plan. Take a length of fibre cable with you. When you get lost burry the cable and sone fuckwit with a backhoe will dig it up and you can follow them to society.

[–] Jasonw911@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

As an electrician, this is true.

[–] UnityDevice@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But now you're stuck in the woods with a libertarian. You're worse off than before.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if you rule out cannibalism.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't eat libertarians. They're full of parasites and taste horrible

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Nuh uh. Parasites violate the NAP and therefore do not exist in Libertarian society.

[–] hollo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

By speaking aloud in the woods I have mixed my labor with the land, and am therefore entitled to claim ownership. The libertarian is obliged to respect my private property and vacate the area before they violate the NAP by trespassing. By claiming the woods, I'm also no longer lost: I'm home.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's how you summon Ron Swanson.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm not Ron Swanson but my moustache was twitching. But since I'm here I'll just say that there's nothing that Government can't make worse.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is super spammable. You could use it with vegans, bicycleists, standing desk proponents, free software enthusiasts, apple fanboys, anything. Its the ultimate meme!

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would make a transcendentalist appear and convince you to just stay lost?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

go to a hot dog stand and order one with everything

[–] Numhold@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

What if I don‘t believe in the existence of libertarians?

[–] ODD@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago

Dear libertarian: if taxes are theft, what do you think of surplus value?