blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
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You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.
And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
Speculative haxecution.
While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.
All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.
This has to be a joke right?
No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes