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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

[–] eltimablo@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

[–] starman@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

[–] skilltheamps@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

[–] yum13241@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Speculative haxecution.

[–] symcal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

[–] nicoweio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

[–] nsfw936421@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has to be a joke right?

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

[–] blomkalsgratin@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For webscale you might want to use mongodb

Edit: oh shit. This is old.