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5 stages of debugging (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by ZachAR3@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] aaron@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

People don't understand that the average programmer's EQ is in the top decile because they're forced to work through the stages of grief several thousand times a year

[–] zexu@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

declares the bug a feature 😂😂

[–] Lemmesee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Relatable...

[–] MakuNagetto@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A few years into my career I started identifying bugs that are too deeply rooted within the spaghetti. For those, I just skip to step 5 instantly. Not worth the 2 years worth of reduced life expectancy trying to fix this shit.

[–] earthquake@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

IMO just skip to step five. Here, you can download Ironwail here: https://github.com/andrei-drexler/ironwail/releases

[–] gestalt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ah great, just reached the acceptance stage of my cycle. Decided to browse Lemmy instead of quake and found this gem :)